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New York Times Bestseller
Fool
By Christopher Moore
"This is a bawdy tale. Herein you will find gratuitous shagging, murder, spanking, maiming, treason, and heretofore unexplored heights of vulgarity and profanity, as well as nontraditional grammar, split infinitives, and the odd wank . . . If that's the sort of thing you think you might enjoy, then you have happened upon the perfect story!"
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Chapter One
Available on the Blog
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Bite Me!
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Nineteen-year old C. Thomas Flood has a problem. He slept with his incredibly hot girlfriend, Jody. Who happens to be a vampire. And now, he is too.
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If you're looking for San Francisco scenery, hot vampire sex (similar to hot monkey sex, but hotter), giant shaven cats, the Cheddar Princess of Fond du Lac, and the Fighting Beatniks of Allen Ginsberg High School, look no further. More...
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Charlie Asher has been recruited for a new job, an unpleasant but utterly necessary one: Death. It's a dirty job. But hey, somebody's gotta do it.
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